Honk, honk;Jotter

23rd February 1996 at 00:00
Frank Pignatelli is currently relating the tale of his visit to a local garage to choose the Jaguar his new employer has so graciously provided. Dressed in casual winter gear, namely, dirty old anorak, he examined the model he wanted, which filled one side of the showroom.

Salesman: "Can I help you?" FP: "I would like that car, there."

Salesman: "Wouldn't we all, sir."

Obviously, Frank is venturing into areas where his fame is unknown.

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