J is for joker

25th August 2006 at 01:00
Sir John Jones, who came to inspire from Liverpool to Larbert (page four), knows a trick or two when it comes to winning over an audience. Give 'em a kids' exam answer.

Q - In which battle did Nelson die? A - His last.

And: Q - Name a bird that can't fly. A - A roast chicken.

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