Lapping it up
Young Jonathan was hardly in the door before he started to enthuse about that day's special lesson, which, apparently, had gone down a treat with primary 1.
"It was brill! We did lap dancing with Miss Lynch. She did it at the front and then we just copied her."
Panic-stricken probing from an alarmed parent revealed that the cowboy hats and boots had been the accessories for what had actually been a line dancing session.
Another let off for the expressive arts co-ordinator.