Let them eat porridge

14th November 2003 at 00:00
Polish off your flask and get the crab paste out its time to ditch school dinners for packed lunch. School lunches have been uncharatably described by somefood experts as 'muck off a truck, while the Soil Association points outthatthe Government spends about 60p per head on prison food and Just 35p on school food.

Raise money and eyebrows Impress your headteacher with the following fundraising idea: Ukrainian headteachers lease out extra space around their school to brothels and strip bars as an additional source of revenue, It's so much more profitable than jumble sales and fetes.

Subscribe to get access to the content on this page.

If you are already a Tes/ Tes Scotland subscriber please log in with your username or email address to get full access to our back issues, CPD library and membership plus page.

Not a subscriber? Find out more about our subscription offers.
Subscribe now
Existing subscriber?
Enter subscription number


The guide by your side – ensuring you are always up to date with the latest in education.

Get Tes magazine online and delivered to your door. Stay up to date with the latest research, teacher innovation and insight, plus classroom tips and techniques with a Tes magazine subscription.
With a Tes magazine subscription you get exclusive access to our CPD library. Including our New Teachers’ special for NQTS, Ed Tech, How to Get a Job, Trip Planner, Ed Biz Special and all Tes back issues.

Subscribe now