Liturgy lout

9th September 2005 at 01:00
A Glasgow secondary head of the strongly non-denominational variety was perplexed by a pupil's reply to his question about his mate's lateness for class.

"He's daein his liturgy," the lad mumbled.

"Liturgy? Certainly not in my school," mused the head.

"You mean litter duty?"


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