Mad about the girls

27th September 1996 at 01:00
Jim Dalziel of Glasgow's Eastbank Academy, hot from the heidies' debate on why girls outshine boys, thinks he knows the answer after asking one Gazzaesque youth in the corridor. "Simple sir," the youth replied. "The girls are so smart and look so good that we can't get our own work done for looking at them. "

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