One of my greatest dilemmas at Christmas is what book I shall read, and where I shall read it. The problem is that my list of non-reads and want-to-reads is expanding even as I write. Will I revisit the classics or the Booker Prize shortlist? Or make a foray into the Ian Forster and Virginia Woolf novels I haven't read? I'm a linguist and language teacher so I have a plethora of choice - and paranoias. I worry that I'm as behind on my French and German novels, not to mention Dutch, Japanese, Finnish, Turkish and Spanish literature, as I am on my English "must reads".
My guilty obsession over the years has been to travel the world with a battered suitcase, rucksack and paperback and read novels in the locations in which they were set - or which strike me as in some way suitable. I read Les Liaisons Dangereuses in Place Vendome, A Year in Provence in Provence, Waiting for Godot in Swindon, The Metamorphosis (actually, it was Die Verwandlung, but I don't want to boast) in Prague, and (in French translation) Death on the Nile on the Nile.
There's plenty more, but I'll leave it there. So what do I do this year? We're almost certainly going to have Ofsted in the new year and I've already been bombarded by emails, photocopies, pamphlets, guidelines. But I still have a pile of potential Christmas reading: books I've bought over the past few years (unread); books that have not been on holiday with me; and books that I have taken but have not read.
And, of course, I also have to select a location. This year that, at least, will be easy. It's a wooden lodge, imported from the Netherlands, in a beautifully landscaped garden looking on to a 1920s house that belongs to a former doctor, and set high on a hill overlooking Louth - check your maps geographers, it's north Lincolnshire. (And yes, there are hills in Lincolnshire.)
Why there? Well, it's my new home. I signed the contract at the start of December and by the time you read this I'll be reading that book, snugly sat in a corner of the living room.
I've already decided it will be a book that will change my life, the way I think, and all that I believe in. Maybe it will be Dante's Inferno (dictionary in hand). Or one from the pile that's never been on holiday. What I do know is that I shall relish each word in whatever language it's written. And whatever book you choose for your holiday reading, I hope you do too. Only without the threat, hovering over the mistletoe, of a New Year's inspection from Ofsted.
Andy Holland is head of MFL at Havelock Academy and a member of the TES MFL panel
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