Miliband's word dissociation
The unfortunate Miliband is now furiously trying to disown this load of Miliballs.
"I'm sure I wouldn't have written such a ridiculous opening sentence," he says." It isn't even a sentence, it's a bizarre collection of words like a KS2 spelling test."
It wasn't even the right kind of nonsense, he claimed: "It's not complete New Labour gobbledyegook - it doesn't mention pilots, for example."