1 A lost, silent stranger is found wandering dazed on a Kent beach. He must be:
a A piano-playing genius
b Leader of the Tories
c The Man U shareholder who didn't sell up in time
d Next year's hit movie?
2 When did lifetime socialist Sir Alex Ferguson realise capitalism is wrong?
a When he paid pound;30 million for Rio Ferdinand
b When he pocketed an annual salary of pound;4m
c.When Man U put ticket prices up 27 per cent
d.When Malcolm Glazer bought the club
3 How does the Government plan to make young offenders mend their ways?
a Make them doff their hoods
b Make them pull their pants up
c Make them wear uniforms
d Chain their ankles together
4 And how did it set women's equality back 35 years?
a Minister for women Meg Munn is unpaid
b Ruth Kelly told to keep quiet in meetings "because you wouldn't understand, love"
c Patricia Hewitt asked to make the tea at cabinet meetings
d Tessa Jowell told to wear skirts to work
ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3c, 4a