1 17 years, 10 months, 13 days - what's the record?
2 What about pound;4.4 billion - and how long could you run the education system with it?
3 Another would-be record: 44 days?
4 Who's been driven to drink according to the Health and Safety Executive?
1 Wayne Rooney's age - England's youngest goalscorer.
2 The amount seized from a drugs cartel in Surrey - the equivalent to more than two months of the DfES budget.
3 Magician David Blaine's attempt at the world's longest pointless exercise - hanging in a Perspex box by Tower Bridge.
4 Teachers - and alcoholism in the profession, according to reports.