a Asylum-seekers b Women MPs c I'm a Celebrity contestants d Young offenders institution inmates
2 How did the BNP's Christmas party go horribly wrong?
a Venue ceiling too low for the pointy hoods b Chef served chicken tikka instead of roast turkey c They hired a Black DJ because he sounded white on the phone d. Table tipped over when everyone wanted to sit on far right
3 Who accused Education Secretary Charles Clarke of "going soft"?
a The National Union of Teachers b Secondary Heads Association c The Conservatives d David Blunkett
4 So how does a poor Home Secretary try to get out of trouble?
a Slag off your colleagues just when you need their support b Get tough on immigration (unless it's your child's nanny) c Say sorry d Volunteer for the next series of I'm a Celebrity
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1b, 2c, 3d, 4c,