1 What has Robert Kilroy-Silk banned from his new political party?
a Suntans b Muslims c Cravats d Crevettes
2 What was Prince Andrew's reason for taking a helicopter to get to lunch?
a Boosting UK aviation b Birdseye view of drivers eating illegal apples c Trains too unreliable d The Duke of Gloucester's lost his driving licence
3 Who could be declared insane to prevent embarrassment?
a Terrorist suspects in Belmarsh prison b Labour backbenchers c Asylum seekers under new Tory plans d Prince Harry
4 How is St John's school in Marlborough making education more relevant to the 21st century?
a Scrapping homework b Joining Opus Dei c Rplcing lsn plns w txtmsgs d Apathy made compulsory in school council elections
ANSWERS: 1c, 2c, 3a, 4a