1 Who is to get an official apology from Tony Blair for wrongful imprisonment?
a Angela Cannings, (cleared of killing her children)
b Belmarsh terror detainees
c Guantanamo Four
d Guildford Four
2 Whose trials and tribulations are to be turned into a musical?
a The Guantanamo Four
b Michael Jackson
c David Blunkett
d Spongebob Squarepants
3 What amazing thing have biologists learned about birds?
a They can tell Mozart from Strauss
b They can tell 5ive from Blue
c They can tell a Cubist from Impressionist painting
d They don't realise that Saatchi says Cubism is so over
4 Flying pigs are:
a A good metaphor for Tory spending plans
b A good metaphor for Labour housing plans
c A good metaphor for Lib Dem electoral prospects
d Deeply offensive
5 Who or what have been threatened with Zero Tolerance?
a Disruptive pupils
b Flying pigs
c Political attempts to cash in on discipline problems
d TV dramas about saintly heads starring Julie Walters
ANSWERS: 1d, 2c, 3c, 4d