1 Did you go to sleep with Charlie and wake up today with Michael Howard?
a Went to sleep with Charlie
b Woke up with Howard
c Woke up with Tony
d Woke up with a hangover
2 So, were you thinking what they were thinking?
c Hell, no
d Mmmm .. beer
3 And what was the real alternative?
d Charles Kennedy
4 God bless David Hart.
The NAHT boss says "it's like putting an alcoholic in charge of the bar". What is?
a Voting Liberal Democrat
b Electing Mick Brookes as new gen sec
c Parent power in schools
d Letting Michael Howard run hospitals
ANSWERS: 1D, 2c, 3D, 4C