Nought to worry about
But he was puzzled by an e-mail from one of his cluster heads which said she didn't think her pupils should come to see the new school on the same day as "the other zoo".
The Admiral was momentarily taken aback, as he hadn't thought of any of his associated primaries as blackboard jungles. Eventually, he cracked the code. "It was a typo for '200'," he explained. Of course.