At a primary school where the chair of governors runs a lunchtime gardening club, discussing plans to build an eco-stack to attract insects and bugs.
Year 3 child: "What shall we call it?"
Chair of governors: "I don't know. Maybe we should have a competition?"
Year 3 child (very excitedly): "I know. The Buggery!"
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