Overheard ... on a trip to the supermarket
Boy on checkout: Do you want a hand packing, mate?
Teacher: No thank you. Please do not call me mate.
Boy: Suit yerself. What do you want to be called, then?
Teacher: Try Sir.
Boy: Sir? Makes you sound like a bleedin' school teacher.
Teacher: I am.
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