I'm not bloody superman. I am just a teacher!
I was thinking more Old Testament than Marvel Comics. You get to play Moses. Tony Blair definitely wants to be God. Davina McCall would make a great Golden Ox, stupefying the masses with her meretricious charms. And you get to lead them away through a seemingly impassable sea to a promised land where we lead the world in manufacturing and everyone can use apostrophes correctly and score penalties when they really matter. Even Moses was a little doubtful of his chances and look what he achieved. Have faith!
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