13th February 2004 at 00:00
1 What did the police in Tucson, Arizona say to Diana Ross?

a Stop, in the name of love

b You've got the sweetest hangover

c Would you mind breathing in here, love?

2 What was revealed to be the leading cause for children missing school?

a Asthma

b Flu

c Cheaper holidays in term-time

3 Why is Kerry a winner?

a John Lydon told us to vote for her

b She was the only one who wasn't playing games

c The Democrats believe he has the best chance of beating President George W Bush

4 But who will be giving President Bush a push with a visit in spring?

a Tony Blair

b Pope John Paul II

c Prince Charles

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