27th February 2004 at 00:00
1 What tradition is Tony Blair considering returning to schools?

a Matron

b Spotted dick

c Fagging

2 But which early plank of New Labour policy might he drop?

a Specialist schools

b Class sizes

c Advanced Skills Teachers

3 What's the Government's message to eastern Europeans?

a We like you but you can't come here

b We don't like you but need you

c You can pay your taxes but hands off our benefits

4 What will pound;100,000 get you in Knightsbridge these days?

a A shoebox

b A rabbit hutch

c A parking space



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