1 Why can we expect a rise in teenage smoking?
a BAT to sponsor City Academies
b Ministers want new bike sheds to encourage cycling to school
c Beyonce is to promote Golden Virginia
2 What kind of threat, according to Tony Blair, does global terrorism pose?
a Clear and present
b Unpredictable and airborne
3 Why was the immigration service slammed this week?
a Kicking out eastern Europeans
b Refusing entry to eastern Europeans
c Letting eastern Europeans in too soon
4 Who's quitting Westlife?
a Bryan, um, y'know, Thingie b Haven't they already split?
c Er, Robbie Williams?