a An ice rink b Durham Cathedral, New Hampshire c The Elvis Presley Chapel of Love, Las Vegas
2 How did Labour MP Diane Abbot defend going private?
a "Hackney schools don't teach Latin" b "My friend Jonathan Aitken recommended it" c "It's indefensible"
3 Which red jackets are planning civil disobedience?
a Butlins' redcoats over losing their custard pie allowance b Fox hunters over the proposed ban on blood sports c Postal workers over their basic pound;260 weekly wage
4 Why did the Australian sue the beer company?
a His Fosters was actually brewed in England b He could still see after eight pints c He couldn't get the XXXX bottle open
Answers:1A; 2C; 3B; 4C