a Cocaine b A bit of slap and tickle c A little light housework
2 How did Geoff Hoon react to claims that British troops had abused Iraqi prisoners?
a He didn't know b He wasn't there c It's not his fault
3 And those dodgy Mirror photos of abuse were?
a Shocking fakes b Fearless journalism c A useful distraction
4 Which superannuated TV survivor was laid to rest this week?
a Parkie b Dirty Den c George the Blue Peter Tortoise