Quiz

28th May 2004 at 01:00
1. What made George Bush fall off his bike?

a. Loose topsoil

b. Terrorist attack

c. His minders took off the stabilisers

2. And which king of bling footballer won a Black media award?

a. Rio Ferdinand

b. Patrick Viera

c. David Beckham

3. Which ex-pop singer is Doctor Who's new assistant?

a. Billie

b. Melanie

c. Pepsi

4. Why is the boy born from 21-year-old sperm so lucky?

a. He missed Thatcherism

b. He missed the Spice Girls

c. He missed new NHS rules on free IVF

ANSWERS: 1a, 2a, 3b, 4c, 5c

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