Quotes of the Week
"I am well-qualified, I am not lazy and I have tried, and tried again, to secure full-time employment." Georgina Wardrop, aged 25 and with a first-class honours degree, introducing a Scottish Trades Union Congress debate about youth unemployment.
"This is fucking shite." What father Stephen McCarron screamed during a meeting about Curriculum for Excellence at St Vincent's Primary in East Kilbride, before punching an off-duty police officer.