"We'll tell them it's to give the parents a chance to speak at home." - What the Grasshoppers kindergarten in Denmark planned to tell children if they asked why they were attending nursery in the evening. In reality, it was to secure its own future by giving parents a chance to make more babies
"A full investigation is under way." - Edinburgh City Council reacts to the news that a two-year-old girl left a nursery and was found on a busy road by a passer-by.