When our principal was carried out by men in white coats just after reading the first Learning and Skills Circular 0101 (on strategic planning), we found this letter on his desk.
Apart from the coffee stain, caused in the struggle, we can't understand any of it and thought you might be able to help.
Yours, admin staff "Dear Mr Sanderson (chair of LSC) When I retire in a few months' time, I was thinking of running a market stall. It now appears I've been doing that for the past six years.
"Are there any jobs going at the brewery instead?" John Bishop Principal John Mason College Slade Road, Erdington Birmingham