Scrap for yobs' turf
Heavyweights David Blunkett and John Prescott both fancied taking on the "Ali G agenda", only to see responsibility given to "Year-8-in-a-suit" David Miliband. But Ruth "Respect" Kelly and Home Secretary Charles "Bruiser" Clarke keep wading in. We are told Home Office officials are now running around "like blue-arsed flies" to track down research on hoodies.
Now that is a study Diary wants to see. Thoughts under cover: a randomised controlled trial of the impact of headwear on the emotional intelligence of the teenage male perhaps? Further suggestions gratefully received. The best wins a pound;10 voucher to shop unmolested at Bluewater.