Smoothie's skills sell council
In the end, the equally smooth-talking Ulsterman David Hunter got the job, and I hear his persona has been giving people the impression that post-16 education is a little more exciting than is really the case.
He was approached by a wide-eyed young lady from his native Northern Ireland who was simply fascinated about his organisation.
"Tell me," she asked him breathlessly, "what exactly is the sex and skills council?"
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