The conversation went as follows (in French): Me: Tell me, where do you live?
Him: In New Romney Me: And what is there for young people in New Romney?
Me: Where is New Romney exactly? (I was expecting something like "in the south-east of England".) Him: (With an extremely puzzled look on his face)...Here.
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