The boys' toilets are situated very close to my office. I went to investigate a noise and found a group of the new reception boys having great fun exploring the hot air hand dryers. I demonstrated how to use them sensibly. One little lad looked up at me with a worried frown and said, "I know who you are. You are the Head Mystery."
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