A year 10 boy wrote the following when he was doing some work on pressure in gases:
"The molecules in a gas move around freely and rabidly."
I caught the tail end of a conversation between a reception and Year 2 child:
Year 2: "...condom."
Reception: "No that's not right, it's comdot."
Year 2: "No, silly me, I meant dot com." P> PENNY PATTERSON
I was standing in front of the infants, introducing the topic I was going be talking about in assembly for the next few weeks.
"This half-term, our theme is going to be air," I said. "Can anyone tell me anything about it?"
Darren's hand shot up. "I know," he shouted eagerly. "Lots of our class have got nits in it."