After an RE lesson on the Lord's Prayer, I realised one child hadn't quite got the idea. He'd written: "My king don't come, I will be done."
NEIL MEEHAN, SURREY
A Year 9 booster class in English. "We all need to step up a gear," I begin. "What gear are we in at the moment, Sir?" asks an eager student.
"Reverse," comes the reply from the back.
JOHN O'DONOGHUE, BRIGHTON