Soundbites

24th October 2003 at 01:00
Year 5 lines up for lunch during a field trip. The cook is reminded that one child does not eat meat. She picks up a sausage roll, pushes the meat out with her finger, and places the pastry back on the plate with a growl.

"Next!"

MARK OUTTERSIDE, GATESHEAD

English student's answer to the question "What is the definition of a spurt?" "A drip under pressure."

BOB TAYLOR, BUCKS

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