Year 5 lines up for lunch during a field trip. The cook is reminded that one child does not eat meat. She picks up a sausage roll, pushes the meat out with her finger, and places the pastry back on the plate with a growl.
MARK OUTTERSIDE, GATESHEAD
English student's answer to the question "What is the definition of a spurt?" "A drip under pressure."
BOB TAYLOR, BUCKS