Year 6 pupil responding to the question "What does a woman go through as birth approaches?"
BOB FISH, EPWORTH, nr DONCASTER
An AS-level introduction to philosophy answer about the origin of evil:
"Eve took a bit out of the fruit, then the badness went to Adam's testicles and caused him to generate badness through his jeans."
ROGER OWEN, BINGLEY, WEST YORKSHIRE