27th May 2005 at 01:00
A dinner lady brought William, a Year 3 boy, to me for exposing his private parts in the playground,yet again.

"What did I say to you yesterday?" I asked. "You said, 'No Willy'," he replied.


A question in our key stage 2 science Sats showed a picture of a filter paper in a funnel and a mixture of sand and water. The question asked what this process to separate the sand and water was called. One lad in my class wrote: "Desperation".


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