20th May 2005 at 01:00
One of my Year 6 teachers thought that her car was about to be hijacked.

She was prepared to hand the keys over to the gang of teenagers. "But please let me keep my planning headteacher wants to see it today."


From GCSE literature coursework essay on Romeo and Juliet: "The play is about two families, the Montagues and Copulates."


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