A boy thrust his hand high into the air: "A man puts his penis in a woman's verandah."
* My class was given a map of the Earth depicting various types of terrain and were asked to describe their journey across the planet.
One ever-keen child wrote: "After several hours of walking across the bumpy ground I realised my left leg was a king."
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