Soundbites

26th May 2000 at 01:00
* Year 1 pupil to her teacher: "Are we doing Dick Thompson this afternoon?"

"Pardon?"

"Dick Thompson. You know, like we did yesterday."

"Ah... you mean dictation."

ANITA GIBSON.

* The school's resources were running low and the children had been warned to preserve pens and pencils. I watched one pupil, deep in concentration, snapping coloured pencils. "Are ou snapping the coloured pencils?" "No Miss, just the yellow ones."

JOHANNE RIFKIN.

* My Year 1 class were all earnestly concentrating on a mental arithmetic test. "Nathan had 200 marbles; he gave 50 to his brother. How many did he have left?" Emily, who struggled with arithmetic, said in a loud whisper: "How kind." (She couldn't answer the question.) A G MOORE


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