Soundbites;TES Friday competition
The boy replied, quite nonchalantly, that Jesus "rows from the dead".
As a mathematician, I found the logic of a note I received about attendance at a parentteacher consultation evening searing: "I will not be attending your parents' evening on Wednesday night because I am not his mother."
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