Sweet FE

12th December 1997 at 00:00
Maintenance grants: The good old days when God was in his heaven and Portakabins were not even a twinkle in the principal's eye.

Management information systems: Vanguard of the Klingon invasion force.

Managing change: We haven't.

Marginal costs: That means you.

Marginal funding: Funny money (but nobody knows whether to laugh or cry).

Market research: You hear the worst before the inspector calls.

Mature students: A warm audience for your Mork and Mindy jokes.

Mission statement: Everything the principal thinks, but you were afraid to ask about.

Mission drift: Welcome to the PhD in scaffolding.

Modules (1): You get a bit now...

Modules (2): ...and a bit later.

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