Will the last person left please turn off the lights?
Always release it on a Bank Holiday when most people are away.
Also known as "what fresh hell is this?" or "what's this in my pigeon hole?" Obviously better to be pro-active (e.g. leave FE.) Real terms cut
Who on earth wants a mere cut when they can have a real terms cut?
Records of achievement
If surviving this long in FE isn't one, we don't know what is.
Sadly always good for getting your salary rise down to one-per-cent.
A lunchtime pint in The Dog and Duck.
We've told Deirdre in Human Resources to call it downsizing but she will insist on making it sound less caring.
Deciding to spend the whole afternoon in The Dog and Duck
Thirty eight colleges discover what they have in common and it's not good Register checks
Sector heads really seem to think you spend all your week alone engaged in auto-erotic sex acts in Portakabins.
FE is thankfully dedicated to the 3Rs - registers, registers, registers.