TES caption competition

12th March 2004 at 00:00
This week's winner

Don't tell him your name, Pike!

Capt Mainwaring


Says he's been persecuted in the Atlantic and he wants asylum. Oh, and he can teach maths, if that would help.

Rodney Smith

Enter this week's caption competition at: www.tes.co.ukcapcomp You could win a pound;10 Oddbins voucher (pound;5 for the runner-up).

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