Vulgar role for TES
Artist John Fardell, both of whose parents are teachers, explains: "He is a synthesis of the worst teacher imaginable. He is washed up on a desert island and all he can do is give detentions to the limpets and have sex with the odd starfish.
"He has put this letter about how undervalued he is in a bottle and it is floating around the island."
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