1 A Yorkshire firm has lost the right to produce feta cheese, which can now only be made in Greece. What would Socrates say?
a This is a great day for Greek goats b I'm a hemlock man myself c This calls for an olive, Plato d Where's Yorkshire?
2 Latin is to be taught in schools using interactive DVDs. What do teachers say?
a Cui bono, eh?
b Down tools, comrades c Shouldn't they learn English first?
d It's all Greek to me
3 A third of teachers resign within five years of starting. What do pupils say?
a Habeas corpus b Modus operandi c Ipso facto d Non compos mentis
4 Six Bulgarian beavers have been released in Gloucestershire. What does Ratty say?
a This is a great day for Bulgarian beavers b Down teeth, comrades c Where can I get an interactive Bulgarian DVD?
d Where's Bulgaria?
5 The government plans to give secondary schools greater control over their curriculums. What will they add?
a Gladiatorial combat b Bulgarian dam-building techniques c Greek cheese-making techniques d Interactive geography