Were you paying attention?
a Err, umm, well, you see b I'll give it nine months c They'll all go blind d Is there going to be a practical?
2 A survey shows that a lot of children think chips are made of oil or apples. What do school cooks say?
a What's the problem?
b What's an apple?
c What they don't know can't hurt me d Where's that bottle of chips gone?
3 Ruth Kelly's Bolton West constituency has some of the worst truancy figures in the country. What are they all doing?
a Abstaining b Not abstaining c Helping with the chip harvest d Whatever
4 Hundreds of Australians are flying over the South Pole on New Year's Eve to see the new year's sun. What else will they see?
a Ice b Snow c Penguins d Hundreds of Bolton West schoolchildren, possibly abstaining
5 Prince Charles and Camilla visited the United States. What did they do there?
a Abstain b Not abstain c Wave d Synchronised cuff-pulling
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1a, 2b, 3d, 4a, 5d