Thank you very much for the super article you've printed about me today (21 September). I just love the way you found a picture of me smirking and extended it horizontally, putting a quote of "no genuine remorse" (more like no remorse at all) beside the smirk. Putting the stuff about the broomstick below the picture was also pure genius.
I do hope secondary teachers will ask what this farce cost them in total.
James Forbes, vice-president, SSTA, West End Place, Edinburgh.