You know you are a teacher if...

23rd June 2006 at 01:00
Here is just a taste of what users in the TES online forums are saying this week. Join the discussion at:

clairecol: You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free." You believe chocolate is a food group.

Mad miss: You check your appearance and make sure you look respectable before you go to the supermarket in case you meet a pupil there....You lose all sense of pride and beg bookshops for free posters to decorate your classroom.

* These comments are all personal opinions

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