You talking to me?
When Sarah Jones moved from an Oxfordshire school to teach in West Yorkshire, a year after she qualified, her southern voice sounded alien to children with ears used to a Yorkshire accent. "You talk that... posh, we don't know what you're saying, Miss," they told her.
"It was difficult for me to make myself understood at first, never mind grasp what the students were saying," she says.
"A southern voice can sound posh to a northern one - if I'd known a few local words, it might have made life a lot easier, even if I made them laugh by saying them with a southern accent."
You don't have to travel far in the United Kingdom for the English language to take on a completely different sound. Dave Clough moved only a few miles from the Welsh borders to a school in South Wales, but communication wasn't easy to begin with - even in the staffroom. "It was all very good-natured,"
he says. "But it was hard at first to understand exactly what was going on."
If you're moving to a place where they seem to talk funny, help is at hand.
First Appointments has scoured schools up and down the land to find out the latest in schoolyard patois. Keep our little glossary to hand, and you won't get jipped if you're in Wales, or be boff, as they say in Yorkshire.
An' that: meaningless phrase tacked to the end of every second sentence - "..."m goin' tae the pictuurs an' that".
Bogey: noun - "The gemme's a bogey", meaning that the game is up.
Dead: adjective - "That's pure dead brilliant", meaning absolutely.
Gallus: adjective - "That was gallus", meaning the same as rerr.
Glaikit (pronounced glaykit): adjective - "See him, he's glaikit", meaning stupid or thick.
Mince: adjective - "That teacher's mince", meaning deficient or rubbish.
Mingin: adjective - "That lesson was mingin", meaning smelly, tedious or unattractive, the opposite of rerr and gallus. Rerr (pronounced rair): adjective - "That was rerr", meaning wonderful or excellent.
Scunner: noun - "Away ya scunner", meaning a person who has made himself unpopular through some action.
Stoater (pronounced stowter): noun - "She's a weebig stoater", meaning an attractive and vivacious young girl.
Toerag: noun - "She's a right toerag", meaning the opposite of stoater.
Tube: noun - "She's a tube", meaning a stupid person.
Bare: adjective - "I have bare CDs", meaning lots of.
Boff: adjective - "She's boff", meaning unintelligent.
Dingey!: adjective - Untranslatable, so insulting.
Div: adjective - "That's a div idea", meaning stupid.
Gucci: adjective - word often shrieked in isolation, meaning particularly good.
Heavy: adjective - "It's heavy. My gran died", meaning difficult to be happy about.
I'll bang yer awt: phrase - meaning I will initiate violent hostilities against you.
Jinx padlock: descriptive phrase - meaning you said exactly the same thing as somebody else.
Sick or sound: adjectives - as in "That's sicksound", meaning good or to be recommended.
Allow it: phrase - meaning "let it go" or "leave it out".
Beats: noun - as in "Allow dat beat, dat's nasty", meaning what a dreadful sound or tune.
Blaps: verb - "Blaps me the veg", meaning pass me the vegetables.
Bruv: as in friend or pal.
Butters: adjective - "She's butters", meaning I don't find her interesting or sexually attractive.
Dandruff: noun - "Watch or for him he's dandruff", meaning someone without loyalty who lets the group down on a habitual basis.
Gey: adjective - "Your music's gey", meaning pathetic, inadequate. Not homosexual, but descended from "gay".
Grimy: adjective - meaning good. "That film was grimy."
That rocks: adjectival phrase - as in "I've got enough money to go out tonight .That rocks", meaning that is good, a reason for being happy and optimistic.
Yoink: verb - "I'll yoink your dirty washing", meaning acceptable transfer of goods, that is, not stealing.
Slang from the Welsh Borders
Hangin': adjective - another term used to describe something unpleasant.
Lush: adjective - as in "This holiday is lush", meaning this is accepted as something being attractive or pleasant.
Munt: adjective - as in "This homework is munt", meaning something is ugly or off-putting.
Nowinaminit: noun - meaning the person is full of good intentions and will carry out the set task when they feel like it.
To jip someone - meaning to tease someone.
Slang from South Wales
A'right butt: This expression is an informal salutation.
Gwli (pronounced gooley): noun - as "They live in the gwli", meaning back lane area.
No shape: as in "He has no shape", meaning that someone has poor organisational skills.
Pwdu (pronounced poodoo): verb - as in "She is pwduing", meaning sulking.
Tidy mun: an expression given as a sign of approval to something.
We'll have missed out loads of gems, so if you've any to add to the list, email them to us: email@example.com