Still on the college scene, a memo passed the way of one college principal which must say something about the staff's estimation of him.
"Attached is the enrolment and fee waiver forms for X student. She has been accepted on the certificate in TESOL course and wants to be considered for a fee waiver at the principal's desecration," it read.
The principal replied: "I do hope you mean discretion. I don't fancy being desecrated . . . just yet."
He should watch his back.