At your desecration

9th September 2005 at 01:00
Still on the college scene, a memo passed the way of one college principal which must say something about the staff's estimation of him.

"Attached is the enrolment and fee waiver forms for X student. She has been accepted on the certificate in TESOL course and wants to be considered for a fee waiver at the principal's desecration," it read.

The principal replied: "I do hope you mean discretion. I don't fancy being desecrated . . . just yet."

He should watch his back.

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